February 2012
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
Words fail me.
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Talking to my Mostly Deaf Grandma on the Phone
Grandma: Hello Simon.
Me: Hello Grandma!
Grandma: Mmhmm, I'm well thank you. Hope you're well.
Me: I am, thank you.
Grandma: God bless.
Me: You too, bye!
Grandma: *click*
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Dear friends and fellow activists,
At a time when most animal rights organizations are actively promoting, advocating and rewarding “humane” animal products and farming methods, I am writing to you on behalf of three of the recipients of that mercy.
To the industry, they are known as production units #6, #35, and #67,595. To the “compassionate” consumer, they are known...
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January 2012
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Real Screamo: Real Screamo Compilation Vol. 2 →
realscreamo:
DOWNLOAD HERE.
Track list:
(ache/emelie) || An Apparition Towards Compassionate Living
Barrow || Stretching Arms, Shaking Hands
Battleships || Hearts Grow Cold In December (Handguns)
Body of Wasps || I Find A Bridge Near The Port
Brain Fever || Falling…
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silentpunk: cassette decks →
modernistwitch:
talldarkbishoujo:
deliciouskaek:
cassette decks that had auto-reverse
and then
dual cassette decks with auto-reverse
became
portable cassette players
^ with auto-reverse
and finally
PORTABLE DUAL CASSETTE PLAYERS WITH DUAL AUTO-REVERSE
and ^ that was the…
Cheap black tapes with paper labels that I used to record random stuff with. Found one (this was years...
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Go on, ask me stuff please!
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Dancing
One of my favourite memories goes like this:
It was my 28th birthday and I was on holiday in Boulder, Colorado. It was a glorious summer’s day and my girlfriend at the time and I were riding bikes to a local craft brewery to try out a couple of beers before lunch. We stopped at some traffic lights, and diagonally across from us stood a man in (I’m guessing) his mid-forties. He was...
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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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Rob Delaney: Don't Say Nigger →
robdelaney:
Martin Luther King Day was yesterday. Great day for a great man. In addition to having a moral core that was so powerful it was probably hot to the touch, he was also a genius. His speeches and writing reveal a mind that was firing on cylinders in that alleged 90% to which the rest of us don’t…
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Hey Tumblr, here’s a pro tip:
Eating just 400 calories a day isn’t healthy. At all.